Valentines Day is still like it was in Kindergarten.

Well,

It's here again ladies…and to be honest I haven't been single for it, in about five years. No better way to start than with breakfast Bloody Marys and roommate bonding.

Valentine's day for single people seems to be pretty similar when you're old and when you're young.

Women still play dress-up, except  this time instead of pretending to be princesses,we are just pretending to be comfortable while our heels give us blisters, our tights sag in the crotch, our push-up bras hold our boobs way too high, and our lacy undies have disappeared completely. We still have tea-partys, except this time our cups are filled with shots of "forget I'm single" and "He looks better now" instead of the never-ending supply of air we used to pour so generously to one another. Finally, we are definitely still waiting for our knight in shining armor to come and save us, or in this case: buy us a drink, make eye-contact, or really just any kind of interaction...

Now you ask, "What about the men?"
Well, what were the boys doing while we played dress-up in kindergarten? YOU GOT IT! Ignoring us. They were playing sports, beating each other up, and picking their noses. Hate to break it to ya ladies, but not much has changed.

Single guys on Valentine's Day continue to lose themselves in, well, anything they can…

Valentine's Day as it would be for:

Gamer  Guy: Will create himself a cyber woman on what ever game he's playing, who of coarse will have gigantic cyber-boobs with a an un-proportional cyber-waste to match.

Sports Enthusiast Guy:  Will find whatever game is on today, drink beer, yell at the TV, and the only thought about "Love" on his mind, is regarding the skimpy uniforms the cheerleaders are wearing.

Hopeless Romantic Guy: Will continue to be in love with the girl who doesn't want him. Follow her around like a puppy dog and such.

Tool at the Bar Guy: Will  be a tool at the bar again tonight, but instead of trying to take you home right off the bat, he will tell you your hair looks nice and THEN proceed. BAHAHAH

Any other guy: Will claim he doesn't want to spend money on flowers and chocolates for anyone but himself.

Perfect Guy: Will continue to not exist.


WHAT ABOUT THE TAKEN GUYS HANNAH?

They will pretend to enjoy spending money on material things in exchange for some action later on…which is, on any other day considered illegal except in Nevada. BAHAHAH


Alight Ladies, Don't hate me for trying to poke fun at this day of Love.

In all truth, I hope you meet your knight in shining armor today and If you've already met yours, I hope you spend a beautiful evening with him!

HAHAH, I just found this, and it goes so beautifully with my post! CRAZY!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!



Han B.