First on the list: Boys
I'm sick of seeing all this perfect romance crap on movies. It NEVER happens like that. The Notebook? Please, every girl I know would be more concerned with the volume of their hair and their makeup running, rather than kissing Mr. Sexy Face in the rain.
In real life it goes something like this. You meet a guy, he smiles at you a lot ( or does he? Maybe he is just a really smiley guy?) You start talking to him and he seems really interested in what you have to say (or is he? Maybe he is just a really friendly guy?) He's staring at your lips while you talk because he wants to kiss you ( or maybe you still have cream cheese from that bagel you ate earlier on your lips?) *OVER REACT and obsessively wipe your mouth. *Lick your lips *Wipe some more. Oh shit, now he thinks you want to eat his face or something. He makes eye contact with you from now on because he wants to stare into your pretty blue eyes (or maybe he feels awkward looking at your lips anymore because you've wiped them raw and they are bright red now?) *Conversations over. He says it was really nice meeting you (was it really nice meeting ME? or is he just polite?) *You sit down for the rest of your life and try and figure out if he likes you or hates you, because it's not possible you could just be friends. HA!
The only time, I ever knew that a boy liked me was in kindergarden and that was because common-speak for "I like you" was *kick *punch or *poke. It didn't feel very good then, but I bet a lot of women would prefer a kick in the shin now, to an endless emotional roller-coaster of assumptions we are forced to make about the lack of information boys tend to give towards women who they may or may not be interested in.
In conclusion, "Kick me and then kiss me", is my preferred method of finding out if a boy likes me or not.
Thoughts for next time's blog: Why are boys given the power to make girls wait, or make the first move?
Thanks for reading,
Han B.
So true Hannah, girls/women obsess over these things so much and I bet even married women are relieved that they do not have to do this anymore
ReplyDeleteThere are also the many who are so into the chase that when they do find out that the guy does likes them they freak out and chase the guy away. They don't know what to do in a real relationship, are afraid of commitment, or just plain don't want their heart broken for the millionth time. As my mom always told me... if you like a guy go after him and if he shoots ya down then he obsessively wasn't the one. They need to except you for you! Don't change who you are just to get them in your grasps cuz you will never be happy being someone other then yourself!
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